FOUND! SANTA'S ARMOR!  (Read 569 times)

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craftymatt13

FOUND! SANTA'S ARMOR!
« on: 20 Dec 2014, 18:31:32 »
I found Santa's Armor while roaming the frozen waste lands of the dreaded Ice Spike Biome in the mining world! It's an unbelievable find. I searched and searched for his sleigh or his house, but I had no luck. Then this morning, I see Santa will be making his rounds and I realized he needs his armor soon, but I couldn't find a way to return his armor. I have posted the armor in auction hoping that Santa will see it or somebody that knows Santa will see it and buy it and return his armor!

How do I know it's Santa's armor? Well, it's red leather, and we all know red is his favorite color and leather fits well under his suit. When you look at it, it shimmers with enchantment, and let me tell you about the enchantments! These enchants were revealed to me by a magic polar bear, and this is what he told me:

"This armor was enchanted just for St. Nicholas. The power is amazing, and suits his needs well. Let me tell you about each piece:
The hat is Unbreaking 3, (to last and last) Respiration 3 (in case the ice breaks under his sleigh, or a 747 runs him out of the sky- the air space around New York and London is insane) and Fire Protection 3 (many people have a HOT fireplace when he visits)
The Vest and Pants are also Unbreaking 3 and Fire Protection 3.
The Boots are Unbreaking 3, Feather Falling 3 (That helps him get down the chimney safely!) and Protection 3 (for added padding and warmth!)

Treat these items well, and please do what you must to return these items to Santa. I am sorry I can not help you find Santa, but you know he is watching."

And laying his finger paw aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney ice spike he rose.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight —
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.