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Title: How to use your items: funny game!
Post by: coolquote on 20 Aug 2012, 04:26:56
so i was wondering... If u could take any item from minecraft, what would u use it for (in real life) and why? It can b funny but nothing too inaproppriate!
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Post by: coolquote on 20 Aug 2012, 06:59:16
i would use the flint and steel to burn down projects that suck in school.
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Post by: Omega1291 on 20 Aug 2012, 14:20:38
I'd take a diamond or emerald block, or any armor made from diamond, just to see the look on a jeweler's face when I brought it in for and appraisal, lol
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Post by: Madhttr on 20 Aug 2012, 14:26:04
I'd take a gold ingot, as they can average out to nearly $370,000 for one!
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Post by: coolquote on 20 Aug 2012, 17:47:32
ill take a bucket of lava to burn down AQW's gold ignot. then he would b broke
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Post by: coolquote on 20 Aug 2012, 19:50:45
i use a mob spawner to spawn pigs in aqw's room.
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Post by: Miner_man123456 on 20 Aug 2012, 20:06:44
I would take a pig spawn egg cause well you know... stuff.. :3
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Post by: coolquote on 20 Aug 2012, 21:51:14
i would bring a skele egg and spawn one in science class
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Post by: AlphaTango11 on 20 Aug 2012, 21:55:51
I'd probably wish for a stack of diamond blocks. If I can only wish for one item, it'd be a block of diamond.

My second choice would be a pig spawner, I love bacon.
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Post by: achmedofhell on 21 Aug 2012, 04:26:44
I would take tons of diamonds, sell most of them off for 10 billion dollars to a science lab and then keep 1 billion worth and use it to make a company that sells diamond silverware makng another 10 billion dollars. I would take that money and donate 5 billion to charity and 5 billion to the military. Then spend the rest on an average size house with a very nice pool and a modernized inside. Then have 3 kids and but 1 billion dollars into each of there savings accounts. After i pass away i'd give the rest of the money to my wife but if she passed to i would donate the rest to a space research lab and a disease research lab.
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Post by: Nebih on 21 Aug 2012, 20:11:24
I would take a gold block. Then sell it for lots of money. I would then use that money to find a cure for cancer.
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 21 Aug 2012, 20:35:26
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)
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Post by: coolquote on 21 Aug 2012, 20:36:12
i would make the instant health b the cure for cancer. Then nebih would b mad.
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Post by: Madhttr on 21 Aug 2012, 21:14:48
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 21 Aug 2012, 21:24:32
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.
A block would be bigger than an ingot though :P I wasn't meaning a gold block you can put in to ingots. I was meaning a larger ingot, something like 5x the normal ingot size lol
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Post by: FireIce808 on 21 Aug 2012, 21:52:29
i would take a lever so i could open any door i wanted too  :)
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Post by: AlphaTango11 on 21 Aug 2012, 22:02:31
^ You should also make a set of diamond armour. Then you can get into the CIA and be impossible to destroy unless they do two things.

1. Shoot you in the tiny spots that aren't protected.

2. Drop a nuke on you, but this would also destroy the Pentagon, and kill everyone within a 100 mile radius.
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Post by: FireIce808 on 21 Aug 2012, 22:16:14
^ You should also make a set of diamond armour. Then you can get into the CIA and be impossible to destroy unless they do two things.

1. Shoot you in the tiny spots that aren't protected.

2. Drop a nuke on you, but this would also destroy the Pentagon, and kill everyone within a 100 mile radius.
good idea but why would i want to get into the CIA?
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Post by: AlphaTango11 on 21 Aug 2012, 22:53:45
Why would you want to get into the CIA?

The same reason you walk to your fridge for a can of soup.

Whaaaat did I just type?

To answer your question, I truly don't know why I said that. I live in the US, so I have nothing against them.

You could probably learn about stuff that our president doesn't even know in there.
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Post by: masterrbc on 22 Aug 2012, 02:41:57
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.
A block would be bigger than an ingot though :P I wasn't meaning a gold block you can put in to ingots. I was meaning a larger ingot, something like 5x the normal ingot size lol

*cough* *cough* do you know how HEAVY that thing'd be?! you would need a dang crane to move it! i personaly would like to have creeper hordes at my disposal and under my control, then we would see who can boss who around while at school and where-ever i go! :D *cough* *Cough*
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Post by: DiggyPerro on 22 Aug 2012, 07:07:58
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3
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Post by: Miner_man123456 on 22 Aug 2012, 07:59:21
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3

But where you gone get the diamonds when you can only bring 1 thing? :p
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 22 Aug 2012, 16:05:54
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3
You'd also have to use a lot of money to travel to the right place in the world to go mining with a square pickaxe.. Good luck! lol
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Post by: Madhttr on 22 Aug 2012, 16:14:44

*cough* *cough* do you know how HEAVY that thing'd be?! you would need a dang crane to move it! i personaly would like to have creeper hordes at my disposal and under my control, then we would see who can boss who around while at school and where-ever i go! :D *cough* *Cough*

A problem with that would be the amount of pollution the creepers make when they explode, and the amount of land damage which would be done..could cause world war 3 if you aren't careful.
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Post by: buckieUK09 on 22 Aug 2012, 16:38:44
I would bring a cookie back irl, mmmmm.
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Post by: coolquote on 23 Aug 2012, 05:51:39
I would bring a cookie back irl, mmmmm.
lol. i would bring a cake and eat with u. mmmmm.
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Post by: AlbatrosV5 on 23 Aug 2012, 07:39:18
I would bring an enderchest. Of course I would also leave behind a full enderchest so I could get all this stuff throught the enderchest I took with me.

The other enderchest wouldn' t be filled with Diamonds though. I' d fill it with things like blazepowder, endstone, redstoneore, endereyes, ghasttears, netherwarts ...; stuff that doesn't exist in the real world and therefore would be worth billions for laboratories, companies and probably goverments (way more worth than casual diamonds).
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Post by: buckieUK09 on 23 Aug 2012, 11:19:27
I would bring an enderchest. Of course I would also leave behind a full enderchest so I could get all this stuff throught the enderchest I took with me.

The other enderchest wouldn' t be filled with Diamonds though. I' d fill it with things like blazepowder, endstone, redstoneore, endereyes, ghasttears, netherwarts ...; stuff that doesn't exist in the real world and therefore would be worth billions for laboratories, companies and probably goverments (way more worth than casual diamonds).
Nope, cookie rules all.
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Post by: DiggyPerro on 2 Sep 2012, 15:30:52
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3

But where you gone get the diamonds when you can only bring 1 thing? :p

Start up a large business where people bring me the ore and I give them a slight increase from what they would usually get. Hoarding the surplus :3

I would bring an enderchest. Of course I would also leave behind a full enderchest so I could get all this stuff throught the enderchest I took with me.

The other enderchest wouldn' t be filled with Diamonds though. I' d fill it with things like blazepowder, endstone, redstoneore, endereyes, ghasttears, netherwarts ...; stuff that doesn't exist in the real world and therefore would be worth billions for laboratories, companies and probably goverments (way more worth than casual diamonds).
however Alba's idea surely triumphs over mine. That's serious money and breakthroughs in science. Might end up finding a way back into the minecraft world...(aka whole new world of resources for humanity to strip from)
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Post by: Liamcal on 2 Sep 2012, 22:04:27
I would take a pikachu egg and spawn it in my cl- wait... wrong game
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Post by: DoubleOperative on 8 Sep 2012, 04:39:06
I'd take all hostile mob spawner eggs and start a hostile heavy metal band
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Post by: amanduhmiller on 8 Sep 2012, 14:09:37
I'd take Redstone and repeaters. Woohoo! No more electric bill!!
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 8 Sep 2012, 14:27:31
I'd take Redstone and repeaters. Woohoo! No more electric bill!!
Hahaha, wise xD
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Post by: buckieUK09 on 8 Sep 2012, 16:04:57
I'd take Redstone and repeaters. Woohoo! No more electric bill!!
Take glowstone as well!. Total genius lol
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Post by: coolquote on 8 Sep 2012, 17:08:17
id take a bucket of water to save the water bill. whoo hoo! infinite running water!
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Post by: Madhttr on 8 Sep 2012, 17:28:05
I would take a block of endstone, as each block is about 3foot by 3foot by 3foot, and is basically apart of the moon, if that wasn't possible, then I would take a dragon egg as it would eventually hatch in the real world.
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 8 Sep 2012, 17:30:59
I would take a block of endstone, as each block is about 3foot by 3foot by 3foot, and is basically apart of the moon, if that wasn't possible, then I would take a dragon egg as it would eventually hatch in the real world.
Then kill us all, nice xD
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Post by: buckieUK09 on 8 Sep 2012, 19:29:24
I would take a block of endstone, as each block is about 3foot by 3foot by 3foot, and is basically apart of the moon, if that wasn't possible, then I would take a dragon egg as it would eventually hatch in the real world.
Then kill us all, nice xD
Ikr.. Nice going AQW! >:O lol
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Post by: coolquote on 8 Sep 2012, 21:39:14
i would use the hostile mob eggs and make them go against aqw's dragon! who's with me!
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 9 Sep 2012, 00:24:59
i would use the hostile mob eggs and make them go against aqw's dragon! who's with me!
Just to inform you that hostile means that they're not 'friendly' with anyone, meaning they will kill you ._.
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Post by: AlphaTango11 on 9 Sep 2012, 00:51:14
I'd take a chest full of Snowballs.

I was able to kill 15 enderdragons with Snowballs on creative.

AQW's Dragon will die like the rest.
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Post by: coolquote on 9 Sep 2012, 03:25:19
ill go with airace. :P
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Post by: Madhttr on 11 Sep 2012, 18:29:37
I'd take a chest full of Snowballs.

I was able to kill 15 enderdragons with Snowballs on creative.

AQW's Dragon will die like the rest.
Unless you have a strong throwing arm, that won't be happening.
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Post by: coolquote on 12 Sep 2012, 00:26:06
letss recruit people who play football
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 12 Sep 2012, 16:14:24
letss recruit people who play football
I didn't know you could throw with your foot :o
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Post by: Infinit3_D0nUts on 12 Sep 2012, 22:08:35
I would take a pig spawner, button, dispenser, and flint and steel.  Combine those together, and make an infinite bacon dispenser.

 8)

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Post by: Nebih on 12 Sep 2012, 22:22:58
I would bring back a Sponge just to see the looks on peoples faces. xD
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Post by: coolquote on 13 Sep 2012, 00:22:28
letss recruit people who play football
I didn't know you could throw with your foot :o
Im american so u throw the ball in football  :P
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 13 Sep 2012, 16:04:39
letss recruit people who play football
I didn't know you could throw with your foot :o
Im american so u throw the ball in football  :P
But you were speaking about snowballs.. If you kick a snowball you either break your toe because it's iced over or it makes a mini explosion of snow.
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Post by: coolquote on 15 Sep 2012, 00:49:42
u throw the snowball jay
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 15 Sep 2012, 01:33:33
u throw the snowball jay
Exactly? You mentioned using snowballs and then said you should gather people who play football, you don't kick a snowball as you said, you throw it.
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Post by: amanduhmiller on 15 Sep 2012, 05:57:00
u throw the snowball jay
Exactly? You mentioned using snowballs and then said you should gather people who play football, you don't kick a snowball as you said, you throw it.

He meant American Football...We throw the football more than we kick the football...Therefore if he got a group of American Football players, gave them snowballs, they would infact throw the snowballs.

Or if you want to make things less complicated, you get a group of baseball players...Since they never kick.  >:(
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Post by: NicoNugget on 15 Sep 2012, 23:01:55
I would take a few Mooshroom Spawn Eggs and see the looks on the scientist's faces!   >:(
...not to mention the infinite mushroom soup  :3
NO MORE GROCERY STORE SHOPPING!!!
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Post by: Nebih on 16 Sep 2012, 03:24:57
I would bring back TMI. So I could get all the items. :P
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Post by: coolquote on 10 Oct 2012, 04:26:30
i would take the type chat. no need to talk if u can type! and that would give an excuse for bringing computers to school :)
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Post by: Z_Miner23 on 26 Oct 2012, 22:46:09
I'd use explodsives+ so i could just blow up my school. And maybe take a bow and just 1 arrow. just for stuff...
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Post by: coolquote on 26 Oct 2012, 23:55:45
just to get rid of teachers? lol. ill blow up social studies class
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Post by: Z_Miner23 on 27 Oct 2012, 02:04:20
I'll take a bow and many stacks of arrows to make people take arrows to the knee (joking.. kinda) and some tnt with a slime ball... Sticky TNT!!! Feel my whrath!! Mwaahahahaha!!! Place it all around... One click and take cover.
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Post by: coolquote on 28 Oct 2012, 15:28:46
zminer down!
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Post by: edixsabourin on 1 Nov 2012, 01:59:30
i would take and inventory full of diamonds.emeralds,and gold blocks and sell them and be a billionare
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Post by: coolquote on 1 Nov 2012, 23:22:56
ill sell all my diamonds to become a trillion are. problem?
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Post by: danielawsome777 on 9 Nov 2012, 21:02:05
ill take an enchanted diamond pick axe and see how much i can get out of it
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Post by: michaeltran on 14 Nov 2012, 15:03:28
I would have a stack of zombie spawner eggs and make a zombie Apocalypse muhahaha
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Post by: buckieUK09 on 14 Nov 2012, 15:08:59
Still stickin' with meh cookeh! MMMmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
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Post by: Minecraftguy5703 on 17 Nov 2012, 20:33:52
A stack of diamonds blocks would be my pick
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Post by: coolquote on 20 Nov 2012, 01:51:19
lol
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Post by: danielawsome777 on 20 Nov 2012, 02:50:16
i want a beacon on top of my house so i can never get lost in real life (No more gps) :D
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Post by: Skolr on 20 Nov 2012, 03:09:56
Invisibility potion!




...





To become invisible!!
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Post by: Orpheus_only on 20 Nov 2012, 03:10:53
i want a beacon on top of my house so i can never get lost in real life (No more gps) :D
"Party at Daniel's house! Oh, you know where it is!" Lol... But then what if somebody else places a beacon on their house?

I would take a RespIII helmet so I could explore the ocean depths *nyarrr*
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Post by: DiggyPerro on 20 Nov 2012, 03:17:05
If you had a beacon(danielawesome777)...
Paint pro
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Post by: juicymercat on 20 Nov 2012, 04:40:41
what would happen if i wished for a golden apple.....could i jump off a bridge and regenerate my health after...?or what about a potion of fire resistance...i would enjoy sitting in a fire place watching people freak out as i calmly eat a cookie :)
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Post by: coolquote on 22 Nov 2012, 05:57:10
golden apple and be the first man to survive jumping of a skys****er.... and live
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Post by: Orpheus_only on 22 Nov 2012, 20:25:07
golden apple and be the first man to survive jumping of a skyscr aper.... and live
With the help of a 2- or 3-deep water pool? Or cobweb? xD
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Post by: Jayjay36 on 24 Nov 2012, 11:55:53
what would happen if i wished for a golden apple.....could i jump off a bridge and regenerate my health after...?or what about a potion of fire resistance...i would enjoy sitting in a fire place watching people freak out as i calmly eat a cookie :)
Technically no, golden apples regenerate your health when your still alive xD, jumping off something huge would kill you instantly as you hit the ground so the golden apple wouldn't be very helpful.. haha!
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Post by: Darkrowo on 30 Nov 2012, 01:57:35
I would take the Ender Dragon...and reign supreme!
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Post by: MJfan725 on 30 Nov 2012, 22:43:30
I'd take a golden apple and take the seeds and plant more, and more and sell them for 1k each. AND I would jump of a bridge into a pit of fire and still be fine XD
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Post by: DrOctagonapus48 on 2 Dec 2012, 20:13:50
-  take all the potions and become a superhero
-  get stacks of gold so i could become a billionaire
-  bone meal so i could grow plants immediately and sell it to make lots of money
-  mob heads so i don't have to get a costume for halloween
-  pumpkin seeds so i don't have to buy pumpkins and carve them out because they grow carved out!
-  pig spawner so i can have bacon!

                          ~DrOctagonapus48
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Post by: DrOctagonapus48 on 2 Dec 2012, 20:15:40
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3
i must add this to my list
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Post by: King0fgames_ on 12 Dec 2012, 23:47:46
I would have a pig and ride off into te distance with my carrot on a stick :3
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Post by: RedFocus on 12 Dec 2012, 23:53:00
I'd get a cookie because I'm hungry :3
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Post by: King0fgames_ on 12 Dec 2012, 23:57:33
I'd get a cookie because I'm hungry :3
now that i think about that ill take one too :3
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Post by: Minecraftguy5703 on 13 Dec 2012, 00:36:21
Me 3!
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Post by: MJfan725 on 13 Dec 2012, 01:18:45
Can we have modded items? If so I want my retro warble lifebloom appl. I can sit in a fireplace, jump off tall buildings, jump 10 feet in the air, and breath underwater and more :)
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Post by: Xavier1964 on 15 Oct 2013, 14:46:20
i would bring back enderpearls, it would make getting to the lunch line faster, and in my school the line gets LONG!

or i'd just bring some fences, zombies.skeletons, some leads or some endermen. ultimate security system right there, but the skeleton would make great halloween decorations, just gotta take away their bows. lol
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Post by: Jackmwoodall14 on 15 Oct 2013, 18:00:43
I would take a piece of bedrock from creative, and sell the bedrock on for tons of money. and I would take an enchanted stick.... don't ask why:P
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Post by: Xavier1964 on 16 Oct 2013, 01:56:44
actually i got a better idea. take an enchantment table, and enchant my school textbooks! LOLOL
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Post by: HarryX11 on 17 Oct 2013, 02:51:15
I would take a diamond and turn it into a shovel so I can excavate more diamonds and be more richer :P

Yes I know bad grammar I'm tired and sick
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Post by: Xavier1964 on 17 Oct 2013, 02:58:04
I would take a diamond and turn it into a shovel so I can excavate more diamonds and be more richer :P

Yes I know bad grammar I'm tired and sick

lol then i would also take a whole bunch of healing potions to use when i or one of my friends get sick. splash potion! derp. then slowness potion on people who pick on my. lol jk jk jk jk jk
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Post by: matanatr96 on 18 Oct 2013, 03:07:07
if mods are allowed, i would take the laser from tekkit!!!! Its awesome, no need for explanation
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Post by: Xavier1964 on 18 Oct 2013, 03:23:38
invisibility potion to cut in the lunch line. LOL