Noobscraft
General => Other => Topic started by: Kerean_Honeybell on 9 Jun 2011, 00:52:17
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While the servers being updated I'll tell you a funny story then you can tell us your joke or short story.
I'll start it off!
The night I heard the server was under maintenance I was feeling a mix bit sad/bored so went to bed early at 8:00p.m. After laying down I could of sworn I saw a blocky minecraft skeleton at the foot at my bed for a few seconds next to the fan! Terrified I looked down at my bed then got up and moved it away from the wall. I felt much better after that and slept peacefully.
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I can't sleep unless everyone in the world is in bed at the same time.
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I took my dad to the mall one day to get him some shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court when he noticed a teenager sitting nearby. The teenager had his hair spiked up in all multiple colours, red, green, blue, purple.
Every time the teen looked over at him he would find my dad staring at him. Eventually when the teen had enough he sarcastically said to my dad
"Whats the matter old man? Never done anything WILD in your life?"
Knowing my dad i quickly swallowed my food incase i choked from his response. I knew he would have a good one.
In classic style and without batting an eyelid he responded "Got stoned once, ****ed a parrot. Was just wondering if you were my son."