Noobscraft
General => Other => Topic started by: lindatjuh on 13 Apr 2012, 10:05:23
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okey so this is like geo his topic that stoped long ago wich was based on mikeys topic wich stopped even longer ago.
Okay, rules are you just continue the story, but only in three words, and you cant post twice in a row. and keep it nice!
so no decaying bodies or rotten flesh or just only corpses not even things like the lake filled with blood
Examples
Person 1: One spring day
Person 2: I saw a dog
Person 3: It was green
Person 2: It liked waffles.
okey I begin..
there once was
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a old man
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who lived alone
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who lived inside a creeper :P
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who lived inside a creeper :P
5 words....
please try to use 3 words from now on
and was a
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a creeper hugger
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that love Cows
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and big chickens
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a creeper exploded
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and the cow
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started eating grass
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because it was
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feeling sick from
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nom nom noming
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JayJay's decaying corpse
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JayJay's decaying corpse
we would keep it nice
on the grass
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while pooping out
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while pooping out
Beautiful red roses
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He then decided
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To adventure into
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a deep cave
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and stumbles upon
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Linda's dead body
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Linda's dead body
again keep it nice -.-'
a spider web
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The web withheld
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a massive spider
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that was friendly
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to nearby zombies
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they were very
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protective to cows
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Because cows produce
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powerfull friendly magic
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for nearby zombies
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The zombies then
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turned into teddybears
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and hug creepers
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which then explode
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@Masterrbc & Achmedofhell, Keep it clean and child friendly please. Only warning you will get.
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into pretty butterflyswarms
Nice enough? ;)
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and fly away
thanks Emily <3
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But then they
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got attracted to
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yellow flowers that
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give off a
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lovely but stinking
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Scents of excrement
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wihich the zombies
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Dont like so
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@Masterrbc & Achmedofhell, Keep it clean and child friendly please. Only warning you will get.
Yes Ma'am
so the zombies
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Scents of excrement
Last and final warning for you Achmedofhell. Next time its a mute.
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fled from the
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Giant man-bear pig.
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Who was eating
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A small child.
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her cookies when
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a rather large
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cookie robot apeared
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And threw a
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rather large chicken
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into a volcano
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but flew away
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Then the cow
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went back to
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the giant floating
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chuck of dirt
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to eat some
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nice green grass
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then the old
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man escaped from
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a dark prison
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and said he
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I love MINECRAFT
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because he thinks
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Minecraft is awesome.
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since there are
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a lot of
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nice friendly creepers
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that explode when
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when he say
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"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is everything"
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and the minecraftian
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who does not
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like very big
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words like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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started dancing around
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his pet rock
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with a long
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awaited sound of
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big fat Chickens
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, although they require
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red flower power
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To do the
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work for him
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and get him
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happier than ever
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then the cow
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Who was lost
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in a deep
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dark cave whit
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all those zombies
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then they decided
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to drink cola
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to refill their
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1.2.7 Drinking Bar
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to the brim
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until they almost
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exploded of drinking
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the cherry grog
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that tasted like
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a Charamel Milkshake!
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with banana pieces
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all over its
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caramel milkshake they
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died, the end!
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then the old
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woman found them
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and resurrected them
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and resurrected them
but sadly didn't
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and then the
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bodies of them
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burned in the
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fiery pit made
(linda, i think your breaking your own rule. Dead bodies burning? I think thats breaking the rules you set i am not sure)
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by the sun
(I was thinking about zombies burning in the sun like they do on minecraft >.> everyone on here knows about that...)
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and a witch
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didnt have anything
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lazy to do
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So she jumped
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into the end
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where she then
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Fought the enderdragon
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and a lot
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of endermen died
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and eventualy she
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escaped from the
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Pedobear chasing her
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and went home
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for a lovely
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Cup Of Tea
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but she took
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a turn for
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the nether and
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searched for blazerods
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but only found
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A big lava
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pit filled with
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pigzombies ready to
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attack her if
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she didnt give
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them golden swords
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to take over
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their archenemys home
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But she would
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never forgive herself
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for such an
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awfull mass murder.
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of the townspeople
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their unwanted insects
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blazed over the
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white ghosts of
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jellyfish aka ghast
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better known as
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big uber awesome
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ghasts burned the
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houses of the
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mountain wizards who
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didn't even care
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about his return
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and just used
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300 TNT Blocks
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to bomb someones
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home made bread
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but it still
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would not burn
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and tasted like
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chicken curry fried-rice >.>
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made by Eskimo's
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on the North-pole
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where it is
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Cold with bears
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that'll bite your
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small chubby toe :P (Random things :3)
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until it bloats
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and looks like
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smelly chicken nuggets :P :3 <3
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which when used
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smell horible and
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can blow a
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a big hole
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in the side
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of the old
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black dragon keep
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and creepers will
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easly help it
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to eat your ( insert hated person :3)
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most loved peanuts
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but the peanuts
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will fart on
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A feathered pillow >.>
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to anoy people
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and make them
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really really really
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really really sleepy
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then the spy
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Hugged a creeper
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because the spy
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wanted to die
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but take the
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crystal of mootopia
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To the palace
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and give them
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to the king
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But the king
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was very evil :O
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and decided to.
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use it to
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destroy the whole
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group of creepers
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While they were
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Griefing his city
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the grief was
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So massive that
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Notch descended from
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Heaven to kill
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all of the
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helpers that the
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group of creepers
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Blew up the
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old man in
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the weird little
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cave with the
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light so sharp
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it had blinded
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the large group
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of zombies who
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Fell offa cliff :3
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to their death.
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And that's all
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There is to
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say about this
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so back to
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the story of
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the old man
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who ones was
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a loyal king 3:)
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That ate pie
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and ruled the
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World petting animals
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which were overweight
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they were also
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Very hairy cats
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but still Kawaii (japanese for very cute <3)
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The old man
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Murdered a blackhole
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With his fluffy
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Gloves of kinglyness
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That i love
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So very much
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But not really
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That much so
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He jumped off
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a VERY tall
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Diamond creeper statue
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he lived the
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fall from the
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Golden piggy statue
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which is 5cm
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tall, so obviously
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he is a
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very strong man
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likes to wear
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brightly coloured shorts.
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and goes to...
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the sandy beach
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and plays with
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his inflatable toys...
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and suns in
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next to the
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the white skeliton 8) 8|
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with all his
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tiny creeper friends
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and tiny zombie
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that sun burned
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so bad that...
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they started crying :'(
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They then went
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into the shade...
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to stop crying :'(
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from the pain...
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of the sun......
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on his face
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and his small
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little slug friend
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called Big Bob...
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cried alot too.......
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because he didn't...
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particularly like the...
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the kfc bucket
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that fat people
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love to have
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kfc,mcdonalds,burgerking
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and many other..
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people came to
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wait for the
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minecraft server to
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be back up....
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because im bored
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And I was...
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waiting for blackops2
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i couldnt wait
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so i pre-ordered it
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but it exploded
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now i kill
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all of the...
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... green eyed cats
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and then leave
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to cry in...
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a big can
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eating jaffa cakes
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can we bring this forum back like the corrupt a wish one? if we can ill begin.
and wondering if
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the thread lives
:)
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so it can
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be revived with
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The only funny part about this game was when masterBC and Achmedfromhell weren't going by the rules at the start until angel lord stopped it. lol
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a spoonful of
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Coolquote's medicine, which
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contained some fresh
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rotten flesh since
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September 19, 100 AC
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and after that...
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the thread died
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A cow ate
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this guy's face 8|
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And then he
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jumped off a cliff.
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And Steve did
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the dougie while
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Fatnoob destroyed some tnt
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Fatnoob banned MemphisZ
That probably isn't the right thing to say.. Another player's ban shouldn't be involved in a game.
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the old man
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and a volcano
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Lil Zombie Piggy
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ate a CARROT!
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and got sick
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then got better
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he had medicine
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xavier destroyed everything
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the world ends
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everything comes back
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again
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more words added
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to this thread
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the story continued
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i go away
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the chain ended
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no it doesnt
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my builds stink
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the story died
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yes it did
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thats just sad
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i killed it!
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you are mean
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i am mean?
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i think so
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that no true
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maybe it is
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a rotten pumpkin
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Is trying to
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i like bananas
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Be more random
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Why we should...
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continue this game
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I eat cake.
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I eat cake.
your posts should be relevant to the topic and not carry on a conversation. (like go with the previous relevant post)
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Once upon a
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time there was
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time there was
dad jaegers brain
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An alien who
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devoured all pizza
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known to man
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known to man
Ever since it...
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became a very
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chunky piece of
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cake that could
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jump over everything
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when it landed
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on a crack
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it split its
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head open badly
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and then the
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creepers come with
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Zombies and skeletons
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and the skeletons
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tried kill steve
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When he tried
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to get away
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and he failed
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When the skeleton
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tried to shoot
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the running steve
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He hit him
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and steve fell
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steve got exploded
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By the creepers
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that had planned
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To try to
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take over the
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To get all
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destroy the end
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^(huh?)
Anyway the little
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creeper was bored
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because he had
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not eaten bread
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but he started
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but he started
To turn into...
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a pumpkin pie :D
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then he screamed
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WHAT? Jonny noooo!
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then he exploded
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And Pinkey said
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something about pie
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because oatmeal is
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very disgusting and
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even if you
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like that stuff
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you will not
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eat any oatmeal
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because oatmeal is
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chunky, wet, and
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complete utter garbage
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even if you (lol its going in circcles now :D ^^)
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death by creeper
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and then fall
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down the deep
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ocean of death
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ocean of death
They was a...
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pelican eating horse
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until he fart.
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and then explode
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with balls of
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fire that fly
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all over everywhere
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when clams chew
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mint flavored gum
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and eat pizza
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together at once
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then world peace...
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never ever happened
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because they all
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exploded because of
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general world insanity
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Everyone got scared
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of all creepers
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never exploded again...
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and then come ...
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the zombie army
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that started to
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eat all the
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evil zombie cake
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with brain toppings
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steve flavored sprinkles. (idk. lolz!)
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and human eyes.
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generally quite freaky
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so after eating
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all of it
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they started walking
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to a party
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in a city
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full of zombies
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and charged creepers
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with diamond armor
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and golden swords
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and God apples
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and evil herobrines
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but the Admin
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decided to kill
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all of the
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fun zombie stuff
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and the great
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Master Cheif Saved
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from the fun
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Then Killed Kaolai
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with a gun
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Made of Unicorns. ;3
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with freaking lasers
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Then Killed Kaolai
(Wait, what?!)
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you read right
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with freaking lasers
but then overheated (lol 'mechwarrier reference)
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to end minecraft
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with a bang
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of EVIL fireworks
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with creeper faces
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and killer herobrines
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but then suddenly...
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it rained gold
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and everyone danced
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until, herobrine come
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and ruined everything
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with death lasers
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herobrine cow spies
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that shooting more
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with more lasers
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then the old
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insanely evil fishy
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with some missiles..
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that he loved
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to steal them
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with killer carrots
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with MOAR LASERS!
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but then john
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ate his head(wait what?)
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while doing the
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cha cha cha
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and being evil
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to poor chickens
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That tried to
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shoot lightning towards
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a creeper army
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That eat potatoes
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with some fish.
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with ketchup on
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a purple salad
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in a big
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awesome diamond bowl
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that had emeralds
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made of awesomeness
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embedded in the
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dirt of death
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pit full of
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very many squids(running out of ideas!!!)
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and alien noses
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That eventually went
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to a restraunt
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to order a
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cobblestone flavored pizza
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that tasted really
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spicy, but rocky
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with no flavor
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they then went
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to the sun
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and back again :P
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to herobrine's lair
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in the sun
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in another galaxy
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his minion DrewG2001 (muahahahahaha!)
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(wait? seriously?) xavier lit TNT
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and blew himself
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but he not ...
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Eating a potato
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with some salt.
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that was spicy
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Because of the
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shining yellow sun
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he said DERP
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That's The End!
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no it isn't
Edit: (ok what just happened. i come and login and i find i have 801 comments when i did have like 830 or 870 or something. WHO WIPED OUT MY COMMENTS!)
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Not right topic!
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that maybe so(but there isnt really a topic for that)
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When the Giraffe( Xavier im pretty sure if somebody delets a topic they had all the posts on it disappear off of everybodys post number...imagine if i deleted the Game! topic ;)
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jumped into space(yeah. that is bad ideas 101. imagine how the entire forums would rage. i swear. i could just imagine a " hint hint" somewhere in that post. hint. why are hints called hints anyway? the more i think about these weird sounding words. WHY DO THEY HAVE THEIR DEFINITIONS?!)
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and floated away(why are we doing this thingy now? its only supposed to be 3 words lol)
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to a black-hole
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inside nother galaxy
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, filed with enderdragons
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and insane endermen
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worshipping the one
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billion gian zombies :P (lol plot twist!)
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who eat obsidian
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and poop gum-drops
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and dance insane
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So he left (Make him go back to earth please)
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went to pluto
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then to earth (I said back to earth!! :( Xavier stahp)
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then to mars(i cant. i am sworn to do the opposite of what everyone says! its opposite day!)
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then to earth (THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!)
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then the sun. (please, no war. my singleplayer worlds are under assault by squids. they are taking over all my homes. i must exterminate them first.)
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earth once more! (Stahp Xavier please D:)
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stayed at earth(for now. i might consider stopping.)
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, met a werewolf (thank you)
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and went to(derp)
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the slender forest (PLOT TWIST 2.0 MWAHAHA 3:))
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war with slender
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but the werewolf (Make him help :D)
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punch slender face(but he has no face! i broke minecraft!! xD)
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, claws him up, (No, you broke creepypasta.net xD)
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xavier killed trees
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, and slender died, (Now I actually broke creepypasta.net)
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xavier summoned goldsquids
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, the werewolf left, (Too much derp for him :()
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he broke mars
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then went home
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the squids died(lol noo water in space!)
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still going home (Earth is his home, you derp! XD)
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squids stole pluto
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giraffe flies there
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everything explode stuff
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that's all folks! (XD)
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HE'S A SQUID!(idk)
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The freaking end! (Stop posting now thx)
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not the end(ok why? this is a story, it cant end. its a game. games never end)
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In comes Jigsaw (I want to play a game. 3:))
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the ends end
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But then scary
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derpy derp zombies
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started to bite
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random obsidian blocks
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then their teeth
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broke into pieces
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and fall into
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the end portal
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then the Enderman
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and also the
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ender flying cat
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and the enderdragon
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met the werewolf (welcome back, friend XD)
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in the nether
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filed with lava
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and zombie pigmen
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when he left (the werewolf is leaving)
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the derp nether
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and the end.
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to go to
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his home world
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called also overworld
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with creepers everywhere
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he went inside
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his massive home
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with awesome awesomeness
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glow stone lamps
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and he slept
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on diamond beds
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filled with golden
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gold chicken feathers
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One derpy day
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some fall into
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the derp pit
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under his bed
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filled with gravel
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wich didn't help
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them survive it
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but at least
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one of them
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fell into lava
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and died there
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this led to
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World war 3
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and other stuff
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like big fluffy
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evil diamond zombies
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I'm surprised this topic is still up and running xD
from the graveyard? :S
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with derp bows
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powered by chiuauas
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Then Notch came
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and deleted everything
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but steve didnt
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but steve didnt
Then Steve, Herobrine....
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died because of (Trolololololololololololololo 3:))
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horrible derp disease
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no more Herobrine
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and no steve
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werewolf still here! (:D)
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notch deletes everything
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except the wolfy c:
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then squids come
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he kills them (all)
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they dropped soda(dr. pepper!)
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his favorite drink (me gusta)
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xavier steals it
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epic war comes (THIS MEANS WAR XAVIER)
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xavier vader rules
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Lightning Werewolf Prevails!
xavier vader rules
ERROR:600 YOU DID NOT PROVIDE A DESCRIPTIVE REASON WHY THIS WOULD EVEN SORT OF BE TRUE
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i said so
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Most of my inaproppriate comments have been deleted, continue with this thread. If Xavier replies to this message, he will be utterly ignored because it is a repeated message to the people of Noobscraft and not to the annoying spammer known as Xavier1964.
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Ok this went to chaos, lets start over.
The Werewolf dies
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and then something
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very horrible happened
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and the gray
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super evil skeleton
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come and eat
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His dinner and
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super evil salad
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then he decided
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to destroy something
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really massive, and
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really important to
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make him happy,
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and break the
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massive end portal
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to stop the
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big fat dragon
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Why hasnt this topic been locked, if i remember right the Game! topic got locked for being a spam post, how is this different?
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Why hasnt this topic been locked, if i remember right the Game! topic got locked for being a spam post, how is this different?
it has purpose. remove the post.(plz. we dont need anyone murdering topics for no reason.)
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Why hasnt this topic been locked, if i remember right the Game! topic got locked for being a spam post, how is this different?
it has purpose. remove the post.(plz. we dont need anyone murdering topics for no reason.)
Its just a way for people to get more posts, just look at how many you have from these spam posts(no offense).
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Why hasnt this topic been locked, if i remember right the Game! topic got locked for being a spam post, how is this different?
it has purpose. remove the post.(plz. we dont need anyone murdering topics for no reason.)
Its just a way for people to get more posts, just look at how many you have from these spam posts(no offense).
besides you cant really call this the spam topic and insult forum games. seeing as YOU made the Game! topic. if we cant have anything to do while waiting for v6. no one will be here. thats why forum games exist. and for you to have made said game which almost reached 1000 posts and then claim others are spam. yeah no...
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I deleted that...BECAUSE it was spam, and the server being down is no excuse for gaining 100 posts every 2 weeks.
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I deleted that...BECAUSE it was spam, and the server being down is no excuse for gaining 100 posts every 2 weeks.
garbage. garbage on so many levels. you after all did make YET another topic about said game wondering why...why am i even debating this with you? that quote is total just LIES!
you never believed it was spam. you had to make another post going on about why they had to lock it. i dont believe this "all the forum game topics are spam thing" when you decided to rage about your topic being locked. if you wanna be psycho crazy prefect/mod/everything i dont like must be removed/IDK person. just no. just NO!
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I deleted that...BECAUSE it was spam, and the server being down is no excuse for gaining 100 posts every 2 weeks.
garbage. garbage on so many levels. you after all did make YET another topic about said game wondering why...why am i even debating this with you? that quote is total just LIES!
you never believed it was spam. you had to make another post going on about why they had to lock it. i dont believe this "all the forum game topics are spam thing" when you decided to rage about your topic being locked. if you wanna be psycho crazy prefect/mod/everything i dont like must be removed/IDK person. just no. just NO!
Find one post that I "raged" on heres the link http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game (http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game)!-not-real-one/msg70021/#msg70021
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I deleted that...BECAUSE it was spam, and the server being down is no excuse for gaining 100 posts every 2 weeks.
garbage. garbage on so many levels. you after all did make YET another topic about said game wondering why...why am i even debating this with you? that quote is total just LIES!
you never believed it was spam. you had to make another post going on about why they had to lock it. i dont believe this "all the forum game topics are spam thing" when you decided to rage about your topic being locked. if you wanna be psycho crazy prefect/mod/everything i dont like must be removed/IDK person. just no. just NO!
Find one post that I "raged" on heres the link http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game (http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game)!-not-real-one/msg70021/#msg70021
you were still complaining about it. i used rage in a metaphorical sense. this is the second time in 2 weeks that i or the topics i post on have been attacked by other users. frankly this is ridiculous. this pretty much makes me think im not wanted here(one might as well think that)...i've only been a member of this server for only a few months. this. is. just. graaaaah.
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I deleted that...BECAUSE it was spam, and the server being down is no excuse for gaining 100 posts every 2 weeks.
garbage. garbage on so many levels. you after all did make YET another topic about said game wondering why...why am i even debating this with you? that quote is total just LIES!
you never believed it was spam. you had to make another post going on about why they had to lock it. i dont believe this "all the forum game topics are spam thing" when you decided to rage about your topic being locked. if you wanna be psycho crazy prefect/mod/everything i dont like must be removed/IDK person. just no. just NO!
Find one post that I "raged" on heres the link http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game (http://www.noobscraft.com/other/game)!-not-real-one/msg70021/#msg70021
i've only been a member of this server for only a few months
A few monthes and are 7 on the top posters on the site? No offense but go do something else besides being on the site every second of the day. done with the conversation.
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A few monthes and are 7 on the top posters on the site? No offense but go do something else besides being on the site every second of the day. done with the conversation.
Wow that is just essentially a "GET A LIFE' right there. so hostile. this community is dying. all the friendly players are leaving and we get THIS. do we really want these hostile users on a family friendly community? no comment. I had to say it. It needed to be said.
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umm.... Where did the forum game go?
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A few monthes and are 7 on the top posters on the site? No offense but go do something else besides being on the site every second of the day. done with the conversation.
Wow that is just essentially a "GET A LIFE' right there. so hostile. this community is dying. all the friendly players are leaving and we get THIS. do we really want these hostile users on a family friendly community? no comment. I had to say it. It needed to be said.
Warning for the whole topic- if an argument like this breaks out once again I will be locking it.
If you have an issue with a player, feel free to use the report function or private message a staff member and we will deal with the situation appropriately.
Continuing the topic on..
big fat dragon
galloping through the
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desert of sand
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until he finds
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50 Stacks Of
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cobblestone blocks that
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****ped rainbow skittles
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that broke noobstown
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we were sad
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every thing exploded
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to small pieces
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and shiny dust
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But Fatnoob fixed
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all of everything
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until he saw
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diamond armored spider
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and some glowing
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insane evil skeletons
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with diamond bows
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and flaming arrows
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that were in
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Herobrines secret basement
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that had also
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creepy herobrine clones
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with laser guns.
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inside giant robots
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the death star
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and tie fighters
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and Darth Vader(its never star wars without Darth Vader! LOLZ)
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and he said
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something really wierd
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about digging some
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red light sabers
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and stormtrooper heads
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that have some
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derpy derp faces
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because of the
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derp face virus
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which cause sickness
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through out noobscraftia
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and minecraft world
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and now everyone
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eating tons of
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anti derp salad
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so they can
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shoot laser beams!
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and destroy the
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person who started
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the derp virus
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and had five
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evil derp minions
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that shoots more
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laser beams at
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the derpy derp
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big white faces
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and evil zombie
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whose hat was
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red and green,
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and covered with
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some yellow snow :P
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and a potato!
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filled with chocolate,
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and cave spiders
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spilled the chocolate
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milk and cookies
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were eaten by
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some evil person
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that eating cake
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and creates creepers
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that don't explode
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but they hate
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chocolate donuts that
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are not derpy
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and that filed
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and have sprinkles
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all around the
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the inside of
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random yellow cat.
edit: post no. 100 Yay! :P
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who eats cows
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(sorry, just had to finish)
Who live in caves
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with more cats!
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eaten by cows
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eaten by BigCats!
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and lava pits(idk)
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filled with random
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random items that
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flying far far
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like santa clause
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or just a
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random flying bird
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and big starfighters?
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with big turrets?
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that shoots lasers?
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and flaming potatoes
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that had red
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soft, fluffy, tails.
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and also had
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yellow, fluffy , fur!
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With flaming eyes
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and big tail
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and pointy spikes
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that could shoot
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lasers out of
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their big eyes
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that was filed
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with moldy cheese
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that smelled good
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until is started
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to watch tv
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and to use
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peanutbutter as boots
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an ice sword
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made of ice
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and frozen gems
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With lava edges
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And steel spikes
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made of steel
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and sharp diamonds.
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But when he
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Swung the sword
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and loads of
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potatoes came flying
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by the flaming
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Lava gems of
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the mighty darkness
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To take over
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his warm toast.
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from a toaster
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that had some
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Very hot metal
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rock band that
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was so loud,
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it broke the
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glass that was
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covertly dangling when
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the clown pushed
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the cow in
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the glass and
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then an enderman
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took the glass
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and ate it
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but the cow
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wanted glass himself
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so she asked
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a hobo for
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a cigarette with
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(Holy carp the necrobumping is REAL here!)
some cotton candy
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but the enderman
(ikr literat is such a necromancer xD)
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was the hobo
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and a brontosaurus
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Who worked for
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aperture laboratories then
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silence, only silence.
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Then an elephant
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ate large boxes
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filled with biscuits
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was imploded by
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His gluttonous urge
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of eating snackbars
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filled with butterflies
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and little ladybugs
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whose development triggered
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A massive swarm
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Of huge moths
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to attack a
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city made of
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ice and fire
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in the depths
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of chicken nuggets
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with a tiny
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garden of roses
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and blue orchids
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and killed me
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but I rose
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up from my
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quite annoying fall
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and realized i
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Was standing in
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my cats litterbox
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and I quickly
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scooped up a
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large pile of
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tiny fire ants
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that dug their
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queen out of
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a really weird
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nest made of
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hay and slime
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That Adam5979 built
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for my cat