Eggsplosions!?  (Read 1747 times)

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Foob

Eggsplosions!?
« on: 31 Mar 2016, 23:59:26 »


YET AGAIN the Noobstown Eggs company has returned to take drastic action against the shortage of Eggs by manipulating our breeding mechanisms. Please be aware you may notice odd behavioral problems from  chickens on our server as a result, don't worry! Noobstown Egg CO. has everything under control.

UPDATE (2nd April): The problem has now been sorted, sorry about the issues on the 1st of April!
« Last Edit: 2 Apr 2016, 00:15:24 by ItsLawrence »

_Whimsy_

Re: Eggsplosions!?
« Reply #1 on: 1 Apr 2016, 00:28:23 »
can this be permanent?!

craftymatt13

Re: Eggsplosions!?
« Reply #2 on: 1 Apr 2016, 05:10:50 »
Please please please can't SOMEBODY bring the Noobstown Egg Company under control? Last year, I had to see my friends and family turned into chickens! I tell you, it was a long time before I enjoyed fried chicken. This year- exploding chickens! I am shell shocked by the NEC's behavior! These chickens have scrambled my peaceful sheep farm. The only good thing is that this has decreased chicken poaching on my farm. Well, I guess that's Big Business for you, playing these fowl jokes on us. hen will it ever end?

MeriLizzie

Re: Eggsplosions!?
« Reply #3 on: 3 Apr 2016, 01:29:06 »
I'm sorry I missed this as I was kidnapped to a friends house and tortured by her kittens and puppies. It was horrible. They fed me pizza and calzones from some place named DP Dough???? I'm positive I was poisoned. With spinach.

_Whimsy_

Re: Eggsplosions!?
« Reply #4 on: 3 Apr 2016, 04:58:07 »
Meri, you're hillarious