then Ill post more every now and then

OMG thats genius xD

anyway here are some jokes again

What has an IQ of 144?
a group of idiots

What are idiotic nurses famous for?
waking their patients up to give them their sleeping pills.

What usually runs in idiotic families?
Noses

Colm:"Where were you going when I saw you comming back?"

"I don't mind dying,"said Cian. "It's just that you feel so stiff the day after!"

Tourist:"How far is it to the next village?"
Farmer:"Seven miles, but only five if you run."

"That does it!" said Brian, comming out of the dentist's after having all his teeth out. "I'll never do that again!"

"What would you be if you weren't Irish?" Fergal asked Murphy.
"Ashamed," said Murphy.

"I was going to give him a nasty look," said Tommy, "but he already had one."


stay tuned!!

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time for a new list with jokes


The Irish invented bagpipes and gave them to tthe scots as a joke. Trouble is the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

"I ran after you," said Mikey, "but when I caught you up you'd gone."

"How's your son doing?"
"He's at university taking medicine."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Is it doing him any good?"

My wife wants something with diamonds for Christmas, so I've bought her a pack of cards."

Nervous tourist peering over the edge at the Blarney Stone:"Do people fall here often?"
Guide:"No, sir. Only once.

Mick:"Wish I could buy Dublin Castle."
Brian:"Why do you want Dublin Castle?"
Mick: "I don't. Just wish I had the cash."

"How did you find the weather when you went to Limerick?"
"Just opened the door and there it was."

Rafferty, in restaurant: "I'll have asparagus."
Waiter:"We don't serve sparrows, but how did you know my name is Guss?"

Quote from: nebih on  5 May 2012, 16:37:17

Quote from: achmedofhell on 17 Apr 2012, 23:57:09

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

(not directed towards anyone)

Yo mamma jokes so old and over used, Just like yo mamma.

It is the ultimate yo mamma joke. I do it everytime!

But then aren't you just reflecting it at yourself? You make fun of "yo mama" jokes by saying a "yo mama" joke, lol.

no im not... oh i see what you mean.... poopy

Okay I got one about a grandma talking to her grandson!

 Margret was out walking with her Grandson.

  He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth.

She took the item away from him and asked him not to do that.

'Why' her Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground;
you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," She replied.

  At this point, her Grandson looked at Margret with total admiration and asked,

"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff??
You are so smart."

  She was thinking quickly and said to him,

"all Grandmas know stuff.  It's on the Grandma Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but he was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh....I get it! he beamed,

So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

 'Exactly,' She replied with a big smile on her face.

 

Im just posting sround every week now because people like it more when I post more then one joke atm