Anyone who says nothing is impossible has obviously never tried stapling jello to a tree.
Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played.
I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's more fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
Had the make the post as good as possible so random.org will be nice to me.