Pretend to ban the person above you for silly reasons!
You type this: "I ban (insert name of user above you) because (insert random reason)." Be as random as you like!
I start: "I ban the person who isn't above me because they don't exist." :| Okay, that was bad...
Still don't get it? Here is an example:
"I ban Achmedofhell, because he started this topic."
"I ban Major Payne for Spamming!"
"I ban Poke for his inability to use apostrophes."
"I hereby ban u sari, for your grammar dictatorship and because you are mean and cruel.
And so on...
Have fun, don't be majorly inappropriate please.