Ok that's it real talk time now.
Xavier, stop. you are being annoying, I am following the rules of the game and I was trying to make a funny about (not actually) being a mythical creature and then you start this. Everyone who is reading this, please tell me why this happens. I am just being normal, and when I try to be funny, this happens. Suddenly someone thinks I'm flipping out for no reason, and its all because I tried and apparently failed at being funny. This is why I am banned from half of the servers on minecraft, is because you are too serious. And I thought I was a serious person until I met you. This might be overreacting, but I don't care. I am going to make a point about how you are false. Seriously, chill out.
In other words,
I ban Xavier for being WAY too serious.