the lie is "Im in love with a girl", because the first statement says your "not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not straight" which is 17 nots which means your not straight and I know that you have said that you love me, and I am not a girl. Therefore you cannot love a girl because you already love me.

I'm a black belt
I have been to 6 out of the 7 continents
I speak Spanish

It's saying I am straight cause saying I'm lying counts as one not making even so I'm straight. Read carefully and u will see. U got it wrong to. The lie is the 3rd one (I showed u the girl I liked in Skype). The lie is your a blackbelt.

I love Samson
I love ajhl
I love tyja

This will be a good idea once the new update comes.
In the new snapshot we can trade with testificates so we can have a world like this. It would be cool and easier than finding an npc village. but knowing me i like strict Survival so this sort of destroys it a bit.

In the new update they are making it so you get xp from mining.

Why is the ender not being reset? When will the next reset be?

Of course It doesn't get reset when we salvaged it for a rebuild T-T
I might kill myself now. I'll talk to INEED and or fatnoob about this personally in game. Fml

The lie is you want to kill yourself
I play tennis
I hug creepers
I  play soccer

I ban Linda for noticing grammar mistakes

That awkward moment when you get really itchy everywhere for no reason and everyone stares at you with a what are you doing look

The awkward moment when a book that you are reading in school says a really bad but serious word and your the only one laughing

That awkward moment a girl asks you out and you reject it then see them in school the next day and just stare at each other

That awkward moment you're at a party and you don't realize no one is dancing but your the only one doing it.


(this is all true)

Where is it located?: The shop is located in the town Forthwind. If you do /t spawn forthwind then make a right and then an another right and look on your left you will see a temple like structure which is our shop.

What do we sell?: Our main business is selling enchanted items. We sell a variety of enchantments on any type of item. Another main product is enderpearls. Me, achmedofhell, is in the process of making a general store for myself under the shop which will be added to this post once i finish it up.

What are the prices?:
Enchantments on pickaxes, axes and shovels:
-25k for silk touch with no other enchantments
-30k for silk touch with other enchantments
-1k per level of unbreaking (ex. unbreaking 3 is 3k)
-2k per level of efficiency (ex. efficiency 4 is 8k)
-5k per level of fortune (ex. fortune 3 is 15k)
Enchantments on Swords:
SWORD BASE PRICE 1K
-500 per level of Bane of Arthropods (ex. bane 2 is 1k)
-750 per level of smite (ex. smite 2 is 1500)
-1k per level of sharpness (ex. sharpness 4 is 4k)
-1500 per level of fire aspect (ex. fire aspect 2 is 3k)
-1k per level of knock back (ex. knock back 2 is 2k)
Enchantments on Bows:
-1k per level of power (ex. power 5 is 5k)
-500 per level of punch (ex. punch 2 is 1k)
-1k per level of flame (ex. flame 1 is 1k)
-2k for infinity
Enchantments on Armor:
HELMET 2K BASE PRICE
CHEST 2.5K BASE PRICE
LEGGINGS 3K BASE PRICE
BOOTS 1K BASE PRICE

Helmet:
-250 per level of respiration (ex. respiration 3 is 750)
-250 per level of aqua infinity (ex. aqua infinity 1 is 250)
Boots:
-700 per level of featherfalling (ex. featherfalling 2 is 1400)
For all types:
-Protection 500 per level (ex. protection 3 is 1.5k) NOTE-2500 for protection IV (ex. protection 3 is 1.5k)
-Blast Protection 250 per level (ex. blast protection 4 is 1k)
-Projectile Protection 300 per level (ex. projectile protection 2 is 600)
-Fire Protection 300 per level (ex. fire protection 3 is 900)

We can also take anything you want to be enchanted and enchant it for you. You will have to pay for the enchantment that either of us gets. (ex. We take u diamond pickaxe enchant and get efficiency 3 that is 6k)

Prices for achmedofhell's personal shop:
-Soon to be added

Message for Samson: If i forgot anything you want to add just Skype me what you want me to change.

Thank you and if you have any questions post them on this topic
(If you want to buy an enchantment either me or samson must be online)

NOTE:
In case u havent seen the new snapshot theres been enchantment changes. Max level is now 30, i think Prot IV has been removed aswell as Sharp V and Power V. Also you get xp from mining so that might change all the prices in the future but until then the prices will stay as they are now. Once 1.3 is out then prices will be updated.

Ian Linda because I forgive her

I ban uber for being forgiving

It would be a good idea but the server only has that many plugins it can have. A plugin like this can take up space for really important useful plugins, this would create lag if it messes with any other plugins. Personally i take survival server seriously and i think there shouldn't even be any plugins, this auto sort just makes it 1% less survival related because it does the work for you.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

It has to do with how many posts you have. I think 1 post is Farmer. 100 posts is Stone miner. 500 posts is iron miner.
500 or higher is Gold miner. Something like that, I'm not 100 percent sure.

VIP could just compass their way in though, so it's not really helpful when it comes to that.

You can't compass through LWC locked doors, you have to do /thru to get through Those kinds of locks.