another round of jokes

What do you call an intelligent idiot?
Lucky.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
It felt crummy.How do you make an Irish cigarette lighter?
Take out some of the tobacco.Where does Rory O'Dracula stay when he goes to New York?
The Vampire State BuildingHave you heard about the idiotic mosquito?
It caught malaria.have you heard of the fire extinguisher made for dummies factory?
it burned to the groundAn idiot won teh Tour de France and set off on a lap of honour.
He hasn't been seen since.Casey had a job at the circus and one night he remembered he'd forgotten to lock the lion's cage.
"It won't matter,"he said.
"Who's going to steal a lion?"
stay tuned!!!
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