Can anyone describe eggsactly what happened?

At the Minecraft login page, Mojang reported that one dozen villagers had become sentient, broke into the system and scrambled the network.  The Zombies hatched a poulty-giest that fowled up the system as well leaving the skin servers fried and the Content Delivert Networks baked. 

Being birds of a feather, our Admins stuck together and hatched a plan to collect the eggs by confusing the rebellious chickens with subtle coding changes to chat- The chickens didn't realize that we were turning into chickens- they thought we were all Steves.

That's all I know. I'm want an omelet for some reason.