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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.  (Read 1241 times)

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ohlookawall

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
« on: 13 Jul 2012, 09:00:45 »
Hiya, folks. It's ohlookawall!
I am a lumpy mush of cells and a photic reflex sneezer. 

Noobscraft is pretty much the majority of my Minecraft playtime. Thank goodness I searched for 'noob' on the server list, haha.

I also enjoy a good laugh so if you've got a joke, share away! 

Techsam

Re: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
« Reply #1 on: 14 Jul 2012, 22:28:28 »
Welcome to the server :D I also have a couple joke for you.

How do you teach a cow to walk?

- You put one foot in front of the Odder xD

What do you call a Cow with only 1 leg in the 1 front right leg and 1 right back leg?

- Lean beef

What do you call a Cow with 0 legs?

- Ground Beef

Hope you liked the jokes, they always make me laugh :D

ohlookawall

Re: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
« Reply #2 on: 17 Jul 2012, 06:48:27 »
Haha, those are great Samson! Cow jokes that aren't a exploiting the only sound they can make.

Mooooving on, I remembered when I learned that all cows are female. It blew my mind! I always thought of there being boy cows and girl cows haha.

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