some of you may have noticed I'm trying to get a bit more fun into the forum by starting, restarting games.

this topic will get a Joke Everyday!
some who were on Teamspeak 3 last night may recognice some but that soon will change!

and if you have a joke aswell feel free to post!
but no jokes that are not inapropriate for underaged kids!
and don't forget to subscribe to the topic to get a message that there is a new post!

so for a while Ill be posting some Irish jokes on here.
then Ill move to other jokes.
there first is an intro joke. then there will be the real jokes.

Hmm, I'm sure you need to keep things clean on the forums.

I got some funny blonde jokes but idk if they are to "Good" :p

Here is another one less Inappropriate:

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

And one more just for fun

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"


Hope you like them may come with more later but the post will be to long

Good one Linda XD

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

(not directed towards anyone)

genius Nickolas xD

ok todays joke

A kerryman was taken to hospital.
the cow fell on him as he was having a drink of milk.

kerryman are people from Kerry (ireland)
dubliners like to joke around about them
they always pretend like everyone from Kerry is stoopid (<--- did that on purpose)

that cow one was real good have a diamond [diamond]

Masterrbc, jackmcclare, lindatjhu and Honeydew goes to the pub. rbc orders a single-malt, jack a double-malt, linda a triple-malt with lowered alcohol and honeydew 6 gallons of 30-malt. that's the joke

oh, and another one:
Legion asks Tali why she's wearing a mask. Tali answers "because of our legacy, our curse and our creation"

Quote from: lindatjuh on 18 Apr 2012, 21:56:48

Quote from: masterrbc on 18 Apr 2012, 20:34:27

TBH,  i don't really get it and good luck btw

But jus' saying, make your jokes so we all got a feeling for it

if you dont like them, dont read them instead of only commenting unfriendly things because you dont get them '

I said make it so we get it for those who do not know what things like that are. and the "Good luck btw " was for you ferro fluid thingy anyway, i wasn't trying to be spiteful or anything, i was just saying to make jokes that we will get without needing an explanation...

some people get them some people dont its always that way
if you dont get it then wait for the next day ...

how do you recognice a Kerryman (you know what Ill call them idiots from now on so some people may understand) on an oil rig?
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He is the one throwing crusts of bread to the helicopters.

Ok, that one was good

I tested 20% for minecraft addiction (which is true)


That is the joke

I tested aswell... 90 %

Here's a very dirty joke...

Ok, you ready for this?

Here it is...

A white horse fell in mud.... >.>