and now.... the jokes you all have been waiting for... *cough* jokes for more then a week because of that holiday and all.....
Teacher: "Explain the word juicy by using it in a short sentance.
Séamus: "Juicy that boy over there?"Teacher: "The River Lee flows into Cork harbour - that's its mouth. Where's its source?"
Niall:"At the other end, sir."Teacher: "Tell me your three favourite things about school Emma."
Emma: "Christmas holidays, Easter holidays and summer holidays, sir."Teacher: "Why was President de Valera buried in Glasnevin?"
Lisa: "Because he was dead, sir."Teacher: "Who was it knocked down the walls of Jericho?"
Danniel: "It wasn't me, sir."Fergus: "What shall we bring on our camping trip? "
Jack: "I'm taking a gallon of whiskey in case of rattlesnake bites. What about you?"Fergus: "two rattlesnakes!"
Headmaster: "Where have you been, Janet? You should have been here at nine o'clock."
Janet: "Why, sir, what happened?"Mick: "My dog's got no nose."
Brian: "How does he smell?"Mick: "Awful!"
Mick: "Our dog doesn't eat meat."
Brian: "Your dog doesn't eat meat? Why not?"Mick: "We don't give him any."
Mick goes into the pet shop:
"Have you any dogs going cheap?""Sorry, all our dogs go Woof!"
thats it for the last week...
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