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coolquote

How to use your items: funny game!
« on: 20 Aug 2012, 04:26:56 »
so i was wondering... If u could take any item from minecraft, what would u use it for (in real life) and why? It can b funny but nothing too inaproppriate!
« Last Edit: 20 Aug 2012, 06:53:55 by coolquote »

coolquote

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #1 on: 20 Aug 2012, 06:59:16 »
i would use the flint and steel to burn down projects that suck in school.

Omega1291

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #2 on: 20 Aug 2012, 14:20:38 »
I'd take a diamond or emerald block, or any armor made from diamond, just to see the look on a jeweler's face when I brought it in for and appraisal, lol

Madhttr

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #3 on: 20 Aug 2012, 14:26:04 »
I'd take a gold ingot, as they can average out to nearly $370,000 for one!

coolquote

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« Reply #4 on: 20 Aug 2012, 17:47:32 »
ill take a bucket of lava to burn down AQW's gold ignot. then he would b broke

coolquote

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #5 on: 20 Aug 2012, 19:50:45 »
i use a mob spawner to spawn pigs in aqw's room.

Miner_man123456

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« Reply #6 on: 20 Aug 2012, 20:06:44 »
I would take a pig spawn egg cause well you know... stuff.. :3

coolquote

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« Reply #7 on: 20 Aug 2012, 21:51:14 »
i would bring a skele egg and spawn one in science class

AlphaTango11

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« Reply #8 on: 20 Aug 2012, 21:55:51 »
I'd probably wish for a stack of diamond blocks. If I can only wish for one item, it'd be a block of diamond.

My second choice would be a pig spawner, I love bacon.

achmedofhell

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #9 on: 21 Aug 2012, 04:26:44 »
I would take tons of diamonds, sell most of them off for 10 billion dollars to a science lab and then keep 1 billion worth and use it to make a company that sells diamond silverware makng another 10 billion dollars. I would take that money and donate 5 billion to charity and 5 billion to the military. Then spend the rest on an average size house with a very nice pool and a modernized inside. Then have 3 kids and but 1 billion dollars into each of there savings accounts. After i pass away i'd give the rest of the money to my wife but if she passed to i would donate the rest to a space research lab and a disease research lab.

Nebih

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« Reply #10 on: 21 Aug 2012, 20:11:24 »
I would take a gold block. Then sell it for lots of money. I would then use that money to find a cure for cancer.

Jayjay36

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« Reply #11 on: 21 Aug 2012, 20:35:26 »
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

coolquote

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« Reply #12 on: 21 Aug 2012, 20:36:12 »
i would make the instant health b the cure for cancer. Then nebih would b mad.

Madhttr

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« Reply #13 on: 21 Aug 2012, 21:14:48 »
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.

Jayjay36

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #14 on: 21 Aug 2012, 21:24:32 »
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.
A block would be bigger than an ingot though :P I wasn't meaning a gold block you can put in to ingots. I was meaning a larger ingot, something like 5x the normal ingot size lol

FireIce808

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« Reply #15 on: 21 Aug 2012, 21:52:29 »
i would take a lever so i could open any door i wanted too  :)

AlphaTango11

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« Reply #16 on: 21 Aug 2012, 22:02:31 »
^ You should also make a set of diamond armour. Then you can get into the CIA and be impossible to destroy unless they do two things.

1. Shoot you in the tiny spots that aren't protected.

2. Drop a nuke on you, but this would also destroy the Pentagon, and kill everyone within a 100 mile radius.

FireIce808

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« Reply #17 on: 21 Aug 2012, 22:16:14 »
^ You should also make a set of diamond armour. Then you can get into the CIA and be impossible to destroy unless they do two things.

1. Shoot you in the tiny spots that aren't protected.

2. Drop a nuke on you, but this would also destroy the Pentagon, and kill everyone within a 100 mile radius.
good idea but why would i want to get into the CIA?

AlphaTango11

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« Reply #18 on: 21 Aug 2012, 22:53:45 »
Why would you want to get into the CIA?

The same reason you walk to your fridge for a can of soup.

Whaaaat did I just type?

To answer your question, I truly don't know why I said that. I live in the US, so I have nothing against them.

You could probably learn about stuff that our president doesn't even know in there.

masterrbc

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« Reply #19 on: 22 Aug 2012, 02:41:57 »
I'd do what AQW said, it's probably the best thing to do, having a diamond irl is a little too unrealistic unless your rich :3.

The only difference is that I'd have more than just one ingot, maybe a block :)

The only problem with that though, you can't separate the gold block easily.
A block would be bigger than an ingot though :P I wasn't meaning a gold block you can put in to ingots. I was meaning a larger ingot, something like 5x the normal ingot size lol

*cough* *cough* do you know how HEAVY that thing'd be?! you would need a dang crane to move it! i personaly would like to have creeper hordes at my disposal and under my control, then we would see who can boss who around while at school and where-ever i go! :D *cough* *Cough*

DiggyPerro

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #20 on: 22 Aug 2012, 07:07:58 »
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3

Miner_man123456

Re: How to use your items: funny game!
« Reply #21 on: 22 Aug 2012, 07:59:21 »
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3

But where you gone get the diamonds when you can only bring 1 thing? :p

Jayjay36

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« Reply #22 on: 22 Aug 2012, 16:05:54 »
I think the most profitable way to go is a Fortune 3 Unbreaking 3 Efficiency 5 diamond pick. It is still one item and it will generate more diamonds than a single diamond block. :3
You'd also have to use a lot of money to travel to the right place in the world to go mining with a square pickaxe.. Good luck! lol

Madhttr

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« Reply #23 on: 22 Aug 2012, 16:14:44 »

*cough* *cough* do you know how HEAVY that thing'd be?! you would need a dang crane to move it! i personaly would like to have creeper hordes at my disposal and under my control, then we would see who can boss who around while at school and where-ever i go! :D *cough* *Cough*

A problem with that would be the amount of pollution the creepers make when they explode, and the amount of land damage which would be done..could cause world war 3 if you aren't careful.

buckieUK09

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« Reply #24 on: 22 Aug 2012, 16:38:44 »
I would bring a cookie back irl, mmmmm.