Kill the Ant: The Forum Game! (Read 7247 times)

achmedofhell · « **on:** 24 Aug 2012, 05:53:17 »

How to Play:
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.

Still confused? Here is an example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 3: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin:

An anteater was about to eat the ant but a giant tsunami kills it.

coolquote · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Aug 2012, 06:35:16 »

i guess since u already said the saving part ill do the killing.
a skydiver lands on the ant

achmedofhell · « **Reply #2 on:** 24 Aug 2012, 08:00:20 »

A hawk does CPR on the ant and it is brought back to life

TheMiddle13 · « **Reply #3 on:** 24 Aug 2012, 12:33:36 »

The ant is accused of treason by the queen ant and sentenced to death...

coolquote · « **Reply #4 on:** 24 Aug 2012, 16:35:06 »

TheMiddle13 runs and saves the ant!

AlphaTango11 · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Aug 2012, 01:52:58 »

The Ant is propelled into space with the Voyager satellites, which are about to leave the Solar System.

This reminds me of the Russian dog, Laika.

coolquote · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Aug 2012, 02:09:27 »

the ant tps to thee earth

achmedofhell · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 05:00:00 »

Quote from: coolquote on 25 Aug 2012, 02:09:27

the ant tps to thee earth

But the ant lands on a bunch of spikes

Nebih · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 05:41:13 »

Quote from: achmedofhell on 26 Aug 2012, 05:00:00

Quote from: coolquote on 25 Aug 2012, 02:09:27
the ant tps to thee earth
But the ant lands on a bunch of spikes

And a Veterinarian was there to save him. The ant then commits suicide and chops himself into dust as the wind blows it into Chuck Norris' Meal.

Jayjay36 · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 11:14:17 »

Quote from: nebih on 26 Aug 2012, 05:41:13

And a Veterinarian was there to save him. The ant then commits suicide and chops himself into dust as the wind blows it into Chuck Norris' Meal.

Creative mind much

Waterworth · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 12:36:46 »

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And a Veterinarian was there to save him. The ant then commits suicide and chops himself into dust as the wind blows it into Chuck Norris' Meal.

I think this game is pretty much over now!

Nebih · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 13:51:59 »

Quote from: Jayjay36 on 26 Aug 2012, 11:14:17

Quote from: nebih on 26 Aug 2012, 05:41:13
And a Veterinarian was there to save him. The ant then commits suicide and chops himself into dust as the wind blows it into Chuck Norris' Meal.
Creative mind much

Yea... I'm Creativee..

Nebih · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 13:52:42 »

Quote from: Waterworth on 26 Aug 2012, 12:36:46

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And a Veterinarian was there to save him. The ant then commits suicide and chops himself into dust as the wind blows it into Chuck Norris' Meal.

I think this game is pretty much over now!

Yea.. I thought creativly and I figured it might end the game.

buckieUK09 · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Aug 2012, 14:37:21 »

After years and years of trying to find the ants bits and pieces, the unknown thing pulled the ant together and magically revived the ant!

AlphaTango11 · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Aug 2012, 12:42:35 »

Quote from: BuckieUK09 on 26 Aug 2012, 14:37:21

After years and years of trying to find the ants bits and pieces, the unknown thing pulled the ant together and magically revived the ant!

Right after being revived, it blew up because it saw your face. The pieces went travelling across the globe, right back into Chuck Norris' meal.

Minkz96 · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Aug 2012, 13:15:10 »

Chuck Norris could not eat the ant because it had been handled by something so inferior as the unknown-ant-piece-collector so he thought to himself "I have the power to bring both death AND life upon all creatures... let there be life!" He blew the pieces of ant into midair and watched them piece themselves together right before his extremely superior eyes. (HD) He then threw the ant into a Minecraft server named Noobstown.

buckieUK09 · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Aug 2012, 15:09:13 »

And the ant got crushed by a falling block of gravel

AlphaTango11 · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 Aug 2012, 01:31:11 »

Noobstown implements a gravel-death feature, in which you cannot die from Gravel.

The ant logs off, then on, to find himself dead from a bukkit glitch with hunger.

coolquote · « **Reply #18 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 07:45:33 »

the ant eats steak then wanders into an exp grinder with skeles

Jayjay36 · « **Reply #19 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 10:54:05 »

But then the ant everyone has been speaking about is really an enormous mutated ant... So it doesn't fit through the doors to the xp grinder? (Don't know where I'm going with this..).

The ant falls in lava from a lag spike and burns and burns and burns and turns crispy.. Mhm..

buckieUK09 · « **Reply #20 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 11:27:55 »

The crispy ant was then fossilized in the molten rock for billions of years, after those years the fossilized ant was found by miners looking for diamonds and they brought it to a science research lab. After 50 years they found a way to bring the ant back to life.

coolquote · « **Reply #21 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 17:21:10 »

buckie fought the ant to the death and buckie made it out alive with the ant dead.

Madhttr · « **Reply #22 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 18:09:39 »

The ant was only playing dead.

It then travels to a parallel universe where all humans were ants, and there was no wars for oil, and no crime! (Also no assassinations)

buckieUK09 · « **Reply #23 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 18:13:15 »

And there was that much oil for everyone it was all over the place, the ant slipped on the oil and cracked its head open and died.

Madhttr · « **Reply #24 on:** 1 Sep 2012, 18:18:58 »

The ant is then rushed to A&E, and was soon back up and walking around normal day life, and the oil was then removed, so there would be no more slips like that again.