I took my dad to the mall one day to get him some shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court when he noticed a teenager sitting nearby. The teenager had his hair spiked up in all multiple colours, red, green, blue, purple.
Every time the teen looked over at him he would find my dad staring at him. Eventually when the teen had enough he sarcastically said to my dad
"Whats the matter old man? Never done anything WILD in your life?"
Knowing my dad i quickly swallowed my food incase i choked from his response. I knew he would have a good one.
In classic style and without batting an eyelid he responded "Got stoned once, ****ed a parrot. Was just wondering if you were my son."