Based on a real event involving my 'buddy' Countdown180, a VIP item and myself.
By Dalek27463
Chapter One: He's Watching You
Some say that Herobrine is greatest villain in Noobstown, and beyond that, Minecraftia.
But he be not. Once, long before Notch implemented time, another was destined to take the role of a villain - to stalk, to creep, and to strike from the shadows.
This man was SLENDOWN.
I know from experience that you should be afraid.
Because he's watching you. No matter where you are. You cannot see him, but he can see you.
Be afraid.
Chapter Two: He's Behind You
A nametag in the corner of your eye.
A flash of cobble texture in the Wintersbreath snow.
An enderpearl flying through the air.
He grows closer.
Look behind you. Nothing? That's what you think.
He is there. He is everywhere. And slowly he approaches.
Eyes narrow, a manical grin on his stone-cold face.(LOL, get it?)
He's here.
He's behind me now.
I have little time to continue writing.
Chapter Three: His Sword is Drawn
The diamond comes out of the blue, blade flashing like the swift and untouchable wind.
There is no way of stopping him.
You may try to defend, but he is too strong, too fast, too cunning.
He teleports into a million positions in a matter of seconds.
There is no escape.
He has me trapped. For weeks now, I have been trapped in this small bunker. But he's found me.
I hear his rock-heavy footsteps (XD) outside. I hear his sword being drawn.
This is the end, my friends. I've had a good long run. But all good things must come to an-
Author's Note
The m****cript ends here.
We have no truth of what has happened, but we can guess. Slendown took him.
Joking. I won't do this.
This is of course fictional. Countdown is not going to stalk and kill you.
Most of the time.
Sometimes.
Be afraid.
Hardback edition available in the Wintersbreath library.