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Noobstown General / Troll Man Needs Friends To
« on: 9 Dec 2012, 21:42:20 »
By now I am sure you may heard of a man. But I bet you have never heard this story.

  Long before there was ever such  thing as Minecraft the The Warrior Elf Simon Had still existed. He was mining his own business in the real world, with a buddy of his. His buddy's name was Hector-Bryon the Mage. He would pop up in random video games and kill people, give them eternal bugs, steal that person's things. But it was all just for fun.
  Way at the begging of Minecraft's early non-beta stages, when The Troll Man legend had been heard Hector-Byron new it was real. So he approached The Troll Man, a friend of his, and said, "Hello old friend." The Troll Man remained silent. "I hear you have been messing with people, that is a bad thing to do... alone. Can I help with this 'Trolling' that you are famous for?" question Hector-Bryon. Simon finally spoke"Yes, of course but you must work for me. Almost as a mercenary type thing." "Alright then," replied Hector-Bryon",When do I start."
  All of a sudden Hector-Bryon felt a rumbling from under him. He fell through a pit that played some lovely music. Then he hit lava, then water, then ground. He looked all around the amazing area before him. In front of him a sign read "Troll Labs". He wandered through the space that seemed to run all the way through the world.
  He saw a machine that said "Name Changer". Hector-Bryon Stepped in side, and came out a man named... Herobrine.
The End

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Noobstown General / The Troll Man
« on: 3 Dec 2012, 03:12:39 »
  Once upon a time there was a dwarf. This dwarf was a great warrior. But above all he was very good at digging holes. One day he was minding his own business, roaming the over world when he fell in a stupid 1x1 hole that went all the way the void. He fell strait out of the world! Then a man, Nut, said,"You stupid troll, only fools fall for that trap." Simon the Dwarven Warrior said"I am no trollololol I am a dwarf!" Simon re spawned and went to Nut's house. He rang the doorbell but no one was home. So he came up with a plan.
A Day Later...
Nut was walking to his home and stepped on a pressure plate two blocks in front of his door. The block in front of Nut's house was gravel for some reason. Right as he realized this the gravel dropped with him on it. Then he fell to his death and on his death screen he could hear the sound of TNT destroy his house. When Nut re spawned the Dwarf Simon had type a screen's worth of trolololol. The man was furious. Today when you trick someone with a ****y trap it is know as trolling.

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