Please please please can't SOMEBODY bring the Noobstown Egg Company under control? Last year, I had to see my friends and family turned into chickens! I tell you, it was a long time before I enjoyed fried chicken. This year- exploding chickens! I am shell shocked by the NEC's behavior! These chickens have scrambled my peaceful sheep farm. The only good thing is that this has decreased chicken poaching on my farm. Well, I guess that's Big Business for you, playing these fowl jokes on us. hen will it ever end?