Surely some service level agreement should have kicked in by now.....
or don't those exist in the USA ?
This kind of downtime due to ISP would be unacceptable in Europe.

I'm pretty sure there will soon be a mob of angry American Noobs trying to break down the doors of the Comcast HQ like Mineapoc zombies if they don't get it fixed lol.

Now all that needs to be done is reducing the prices of towns (just kidding)

I... HATE... COMCAST!!!!!!!! I'm done with them, time to threaten them that I'll switch to Fios,  that should get them moving

Breaking news: A Panda escaped from the New York Zoo... It is now running around the streets terrorizing people and attacking them with a bamboo pole.

While mining in the end, I heard a large sound nearby. A few of my friends and I went to investigate. At first, all anyone saw was the remains of an enderchest that had fallen like a meteorite from a dimension unknown to us. As we looked, the portal bringing it closed. The only thing we found inside was a stick and a message saying this: "Keep it hidden from its owner, or all dimensions of Noobscraftia will be destroyed." My friends took it as a joke, but I knew something was wrong. After my friends had all left, I remained. As I watched, the stick started to glow and levitate, as if its mysterious owner was close. I knew I had to take it or the dire warning would become true. As I took it, I felt energy flowing through me, as never before. It was a sick power though, and something didn't feel right. I was taken by its power, and seeing an enderman, charged at it and slammed into it with the stick stabbing into it. I was teleported, and felt the essence of the enderman flow through the stick into me. I saw myself turned into a form resembling a cloud of smoke, but was still there. The power was becoming too great. I could teleport, but knew I was no longer in control of my own body. I mined for what was months in the other dimensions of Noobscraft, but it felt like minutes to me. Endermen saw me and teleported away faster than an arrow shot from a fully drawn back bow. What remained of me knew I had to pass the stick on, or else it would consume me and destroy the realms. So I said: "the first person who teleports to me gets a prize!". A person teleported, and as soon as I saw him I used every bit of my strength to hurl the stick at him. As he was hit, he was thrown through time and space. I was launched off my feet from the energy of the blast. Days later, I found myself in the ruins of the End. But a sickness had fallen over the realm. As my vision cleared, I saw that the endstone was emitting negative light instead of its usual luster. Then I saw it. The Rift. As I watched, it started to consume the remains of the end. It became more powerful with every chunk it consumed. Endermen were dragged in by its powerful pull. They were drained of their color and turned pale... With red eyes. I started to teleport, but I felt myself being pulled. I realized then that I was back to normal form. I teleported just before the Rift consumed the last part of the End, where I was. I was transported through time into the future, however. I saw as the spawn was consumed in fire. Mobs attacked humans, but they didn't look right. I realized that if the stick wasn't destroyed, this would be the outcome. I was teleported back to the present Noobstown, and had no recollection of any events before this. I recognized faces, but didn't remember their names. And I only had one thought:

The end is coming.

Hooray! Gifts

Hey! dont forget the part where you waste all the money i send you on the slot machines!

That was only 10k and I won it back lol

Yeah Debo but there is one problem: 16x Diamonds can be sold per day. This will greatly increase the time needed to get a town solely off of selling diamonds. That's why smart players do a mix of selling diamonds and other materials to /shop.

Plot prices etc raised by 10x. So a plot at 350 Nbz rises to 3,500 Nbz. It'll still be just as easy to get and maybe we will even lower prices later on

Yep... And I keep doing jobs for edixabourin at 20k a job

As for money... Utopia is behind Imperium and Bushido so far... But not for long. We have lots of resources at our disposal now

Foob... I saw yesterday that we had /jump... Now we don't. Why? We don't have many commands...

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